Antonin Artaud
Quotes about shit, a selection of great quotes, aphorisms, ideas, and witty thoughts on shit, the earth and human beings by great, wise and famous authors
Wise and fair concepts have already been expressed, but since people do not listen, and most importantly they do not know a shit, we must continue to repeat them.
Carl William Brown
It’s hard to really look at somebody and go: “Hey, maybe something nice will happen.” You just don’t– I know too much about life to have any optimism, because I know even if it’s nice, it’s going to lead to shit. I know that if you smile at somebody and they smile back, you’ve just decided that something shitty is going to happen.
Louis C.K.
I just stepped in shit, and now I’ve got political rhetoric all over my shoes.?
Jarod Kintz
Once I was told never to trust a pretty face, but then what should I do when I meet a shit one!
Carl William Brown
I wouldn’t mind dying – it’s the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.
R. Geis
Who’s Tony Blair, did he get his dick sucked?, oh he ain’t shit then…”
Eminem
I think in twenty years I’ll be looked at like Bob Hope. Doing those president jokes and golf shit. It scares me.
Eddie Murphy
Love is the direct opposite of hate. By definition it’s something you can’t feel for more than a few minutes at a time, so what’s all this bullshit about loving somebody for the rest of your life?
Judith Rossner
One of the first things schoolchildren in Texas learn is how to compose a simple declarative sentence without the word “shit” in it.
Anonymous
Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people.
Colleen Hoover
Oh shit it’s shit.
Stephen King
Don’t you know that nobody can make you be shit? You can only let it happen.
Juxian Tang
He is so rich, he has no room to shit.
Marcus Aurelius
Dedicated to all those who deserve it. For every wonderful day of shit that can happen to you, I really hope you can get two fucking others for free.
Carl William Brown
Things are so deep and people are always trying to read shit into things that real simple. Some people try and tell you what the songs are about and it bores me to death.
Lars Ulrich
This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit.
Madeleine Urban
Isn’t that the whole integrity of this fuckin’ band to do different shit? We’ve always tried to avoid following what everyone else is doing, It’s a challenge to come up with things that are original. It’s not easy, but that’s part of the fun.
Lars Ulrich
History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of “history” it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole generation comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the time — and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened.
Hunter S. Thompson
It’s easy to talk big, but the important thing is whether or not you can clean up the shit.
Haruki Murakami
There’s nothing I like better than a film that really works, provided you don’t have to deal with all the shit that comes afterwards in terms of getting what you’re entitled to.
Sean Connery
I’m going to do damage with it. I’ll make sure that my work gets out. That no publisher will ever be able to tell me to take things out. Because I’ll put it out myself. The more money I earn, the less they can stop me. Where I come from it’s called fuck you money because I don’t have to take an ounce of shit from anybody.
Michael Moore
Before you kill something make sure you have something better to replace it with; something better than political opportunist slamming hate horse shit in the public park.
Charles Bukowski
Son, in politics you’ve got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad.
Lyndon B. Johnson
We should fall in love. Love each other enough to shit at the same time on the same toilet.
Darnell Lamont Walker
If you start to smell some of the shit, you start smelling all of the shit.
Doug Stanhope
It’s funny how all the magazines can dwell on my race, but they could never say that my shit is whack because they know my shit is tight!
Eminem quotes
It’s easy to talk big, but the important thing is whether or not you clean up the shit.
Haruki Murakami
What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.
Bill Bryson
When your life is shit the beauty of the world is a slap to the face.
Cristian L. Martinez
Most people don’t have shit… But paper and pencils are cheap, that’s why I draw.
Ida Løkås
hoo-leee shite!
Joseph Staten
There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.
Anthony Liccione
When all is shit, become a fly.
Josh Holman
I wonder idly how long i can go without sleep before I flip my shit and start running down the street in my underwear, hallicinating purple spiders.”
Lauren Oliver
I’m still an artist. I’m never gonna do a shit movie, because I’ve got my modeling to support me.
Milla Jovovich
Son, in politics you’ve got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad.
Lyndon B. Johnson
Do you perchance write pomes? No, as a matter of fact I collect scraps of shit!
Carl William Brown
I’m still an artist. I’m never gonna do a shit movie, because I’ve got my modeling to support me.
Milla Jovovich
Look. I was pissed off! That’s all I could say. I really felt that I wanted to do that shit. At one point in time, I really wanted to do that shit. For real.
Eminem
Candy is full of taste. But so is shit, because taste is full of smell.?
Jarod Kintz
Dear ‘The Kids’, Don’t waste your precious holiday time sittin arround all this bullshit x lies, GO FUCK SHIT UP!! Lots ‘O’ Love. P.S. Happy whatever!
Lars Ulrich quotes (American heavy metal Drummer (Metallica), b.1963)
I think in twenty years I’ll be looked at like Bob Hope. Doing those president jokes and golf shit. It scares me.
Eddie Murphy
Albert Camus said that man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is. But, inevitably, it must be this way, he is a piece of shit!
Carl William Brown
If you choose the company of arseholes… expect shit.
Evette Carte
There are almost 8 billion people on earth and every day we produce a large amount of shit, so Voltaire was really right when he defined our planet as the toilet of the universe.
Carl William Brown
There isn’t any symbolism. The sea is the sea. The old man is an old man. The boy is a boy and the fish is a fish. The shark are all sharks, no better and no worse. All the symbolism that people say is shit. What goes beyond is what you see beyond when you know.
Ernest Hemingway
If it takes us 10 years to get into the shit, it will take us 20 to get out.
And the journey starts now.
Jasper Fforde
If Italy has become a crap country, it is not because most people pretend not to see; on the contrary it is precisely because they do not understand a fucking shit!
Carl William Brown
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we’ll take that shit too.
Chris Rock
Behind every successful man is a woman with a brush and shovel cleaning up the shit he’s too full of himself to notice.
Anonymous
